Gooncuck

What’s up, FIST-FUCKER?! Drop whatever you’re doing and hear me out: Less questions, more edging: Isn’t that what gooning is all about?
Well, someone thought about it, and made a game for you to have the wank of your life.
Jeez, nobody has made you feel that special in a while, have they?
Pump, edge, and leak to your DEFEAT over, and over, and over again, CUCKY. This game was made for REAL CUCKS. So if you’re not a real cuck, turn around: the game is NOT for you.
Or rather, fuck ’em all, and show them who’s the boss.